Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Pirate

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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Klaus the forklift driver

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Warning: Not for the faint hearted, lots of fake gore.

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Release Mania

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

On one of my frequent visits to Slashdot it has come to my attention that Ubuntu 7.04 Feisty Fawn has been released. Along side Mozilla Thunderbird 2.0! The sad bit Thunderbird 2.0 is not in Ubuntu 7.04, oh well. Slashdot also brings news that Michael Dell Chairman and CEO of Dell uses Ubuntu on his laptop at home.

It’s no wonder…

Monday, April 16th, 2007

… I detest Sony, more so than I despise Microsoft’s business practises. They have acted irresponsibly with regards to laptop batteries that spontaneously combust, causing massive worldwide recalls and lots of damaged laptops. Their persistence to create their own proprietary formats for as many storage mediums as possible including; UMD, MiniDisc, Memory Stick. Then there is the Playstation 3 which in the United Kingdom is being sold at absurd prices and not even as capable as the Japanese/US versions, mind you Microsoft are guilty of this (without the crippling though). How about the legal cases trying to stop people importing Sony goods into Europe from Japan, take a hint Sony we a large proportion of us don’t like being a) left behind and b) ripped off. Then of course who could forget the summer highlight of two years ago when Sony used rootkit infested DRM to prevent people copying their CD’s, and then acted so irresponsibly towards the discoveries and complaints of users.

So, what have they done now?

This, they have tried to make their DVD’s copy-protected, and failed. Causing much annoyance to customers who have purchased legal copies of the DVD’s to find they make their DVD players power cycle etc. including Sony’s own players! There is quite a bit of discussion of this over at Amazon, from some apparently very annoyed customers. Superb work Sony, please continue to shoot yourself in the foot until you miss, shoot yourself in the head and actually die, it is for the best.

Apologies for this it has kind of turned into a rant.

Daves

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

(00:13:23) Dave: did u know that ur msn window actually has been assigned a special colour
(00:13:31) Dave: evertone elses is blue, urs is green ^_^
(00:13:34) Dave: do u feel special?
(00:13:53) Me: mebbe
(00:14:00) Me: Did you know you are assigned a special name :P
(00:14:38) Dave: is it dave or pleb?
(00:14:46) Me: Dave :P
(00:14:52) Me: Along with everyone else
(00:14:52) Dave: as ur name on msn is chris i didnt need to assign u a kickass name :P
(00:14:57) Dave: xD
(00:15:00) Me: oh wait
(00:15:01) Me: xD

The Two Ronnies: Swedish made simple

Monday, April 9th, 2007

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More (late) April Fool Madness

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

The BBC were running an article about ‘Fairy’ remains, which were created for April fools, and yet people fools cannot believe that they are a fake! Madness I know. Read the article.

Repubilican Presidential Candidate supports gay marrage

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

A rather humourous article about John McCain, a republican presidential candidate, came out in support for gay marriage on MySpace recently. Courtesy of the Register.

Nicko McBrain on the Sooty and Sweep Show

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Nicko McBrain, Iron Maiden’s drummer for the past 20+ years, likes Sooty and Sweep, he has also appeared on TV in the Sooty and Sweep Show!

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Whoops!

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Whoops, how embarrassing, although this makes me cringe more!


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