Silly Signs
Friday, September 14th, 2007Darn right they are silly.
Darn right they are silly.
Discovered this shocker today. I do hope I never have the misfortune of coming across this car, and if I do hopefully I will have sun glasses on at the very least.
I have been neglecting my blog over the past couple of weeks, really a combination of laziness, forgetfulness, and other signs of uselessness. Saying that though, I now have a job, working at Tesco, oh the joys! Although it will probably help me loose weight scanning food all day kinda does the opposite of what I expected it would. Some of the things customers purchase are rather off putting, they are generally wet, slimey and should be in the sea. Also discovered Indian newspapers are somewhat biased but just ever so slightly! I also got my degree results for my first year 2:1 whoop!
Ohh arr what a frog.
How sad can you get, recreating a music video in the Sims?
You usually expect the owner of the house you have bought to have moved out, not in this case, she was mummified on the sofa. Read More
(20:01:20) Dave: i am currently company, very curvacious, and likes to be caressed and fingered
(20:01:27) Dave: makes nice noises when fingered
(20:02:14) Me: *bad thoughts*
(20:02:47) Dave: oh shes smoooth, but hard and loves me touching her neck
(20:03:26) Dave: loves a hard male jack
(20:03:36) Dave: come on surely u can guess what im on about now!
(20:03:46) Me: an ipod?
(20:04:09) Dave: ipods arnt this curvacious
(20:04:26) Dave: shes sits in my lap
(20:04:42) Dave: whilst i finger her neck
(20:04:49) Me: oh
(20:04:51) Me: you bastard
(20:04:54) Dave:
(20:05:00) Dave: got it? ^_^
(20:05:30) Me: she wears a g string?
(20:05:39) Dave: yeah, among others
(20:06:06) Me: I think I have felt her too
(20:06:27) Dave: but did she make such excitable noises?
(20:07:11) Me: possible not
(20:07:14) Me: *possibly
Warning: Not for the faint hearted, lots of fake gore.