Silly Signs
Friday, September 14th, 2007Darn right they are silly.
Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category
Tasteful…
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007Discovered this shocker today. I do hope I never have the misfortune of coming across this car, and if I do hopefully I will have sun glasses on at the very least.
Absent
Thursday, July 12th, 2007I have been neglecting my blog over the past couple of weeks, really a combination of laziness, forgetfulness, and other signs of uselessness. Saying that though, I now have a job, working at Tesco, oh the joys! Although it will probably help me loose weight scanning food all day kinda does the opposite of what I expected it would. Some of the things customers purchase are rather off putting, they are generally wet, slimey and should be in the sea. Also discovered Indian newspapers are somewhat biased but just ever so slightly! I also got my degree results for my first year 2:1 whoop!
Weird things be happening
Monday, June 18th, 2007Ohh arr what a frog.
Mugged
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
Within Temptation - Memories Video (the Sims Style)
Sunday, May 20th, 2007How sad can you get, recreating a music video in the Sims?
House w/ Mummy
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007You usually expect the owner of the house you have bought to have moved out, not in this case, she was mummified on the sofa. Read More
Company
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007(20:01:20) Dave: i am currently company, very curvacious, and likes to be caressed and fingered
(20:01:27) Dave: makes nice noises when fingered
(20:02:14) Me: *bad thoughts*
(20:02:47) Dave: oh shes smoooth, but hard and loves me touching her neck
(20:03:26) Dave: loves a hard male jack
(20:03:36) Dave: come on surely u can guess what im on about now!
(20:03:46) Me: an ipod?
(20:04:09) Dave: ipods arnt this curvacious
(20:04:26) Dave: shes sits in my lap
(20:04:42) Dave: whilst i finger her neck
(20:04:49) Me: oh
(20:04:51) Me: you bastard
(20:04:54) Dave:
(20:05:00) Dave: got it? ^_^
(20:05:30) Me: she wears a g string?
(20:05:39) Dave: yeah, among others
(20:06:06) Me: I think I have felt her too
(20:06:27) Dave: but did she make such excitable noises?
(20:07:11) Me: possible not
(20:07:14) Me: *possibly
Klaus the forklift driver
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Warning: Not for the faint hearted, lots of fake gore.
