Credit Crunch Jokes

I came across a fantastic collection of jokes on the BBC News website, submitted by readers, about the credit crisis.

What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s.

Rob, London, UK

What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assets.

Stuart Harley, West Malvern, UK

For Geography students Only: What’s the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty…

John Green, Chessington, Surrey, UK

Quote of the day (from a trader): This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.

Sottovoce, Cambridge, UK

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Twenty-something year old computer science graduate living in the West Midlands, working as a PHP software developer for a local company.
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