Company

(20:01:20) Dave: i am currently company, very curvacious, and likes to be caressed and fingered
(20:01:27) Dave: makes nice noises when fingered
(20:02:14) Me: *bad thoughts*
(20:02:47) Dave: oh shes smoooth, but hard and loves me touching her neck
(20:03:26) Dave: loves a hard male jack
(20:03:36) Dave: come on surely u can guess what im on about now!
(20:03:46) Me: an ipod?
(20:04:09) Dave: ipods arnt this curvacious
(20:04:26) Dave: shes sits in my lap
(20:04:42) Dave: whilst i finger her neck
(20:04:49) Me: oh
(20:04:51) Me: you bastard
(20:04:54) Dave: :P
(20:05:00) Dave: got it? ^_^
(20:05:30) Me: she wears a g string?
(20:05:39) Dave: yeah, among others
(20:06:06) Me: I think I have felt her too :P
(20:06:27) Dave: but did she make such excitable noises? ;)
(20:07:11) Me: possible not
(20:07:14) Me: *possibly

About Chris

Twenty-something year old computer science graduate living in the West Midlands, working as a PHP software developer for a local company.
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