Another day, another quote. A quote that actually occured in Physics my I add, much to my humiliation. *Rewinds back to Physics lesson and begins brain dump*
Jack appeared at our table with Ellie, Katy, Dave (the gate crasher), and me sat upon it, he said hey and Katy noticed his shirt pocket was at 90 degrees (perpendicular) to where it would normally be. After some other chatter Jack left again, and Katy mentioned how weird to have a pocket like that. I, with my imagination in overdrive, stepped in and said.
Maybe he is wearing his shirt sideways.
After a brief pause I continued to say (without engaging brain.)
But wait, where would the other arm come out of?
Ohh … Hangon the head hole!
That sent us into hysterics and me into a more colourful face than normaly, although I burried my head to hide my shame 
At least I noticed my own mistake I suppose, but would the rest of the table have realised I wonder?
