Monthly Archives: March 2006

Dongly things, gizmos and noses

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Chris

As usual I came across this rather humourous set of pages written by Douglas Adams purely by chance, the one that I really found quite amusing was a page about his nose. Another about dongly things is fairly cryptic but … Continue reading →

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Spelling

Posted on March 27, 2006 by Chris

I do not do English or other spoken languages with any amazing talent, as exhibited here: (23:28:13) Me: I can bloody spell either (23:28:16) Me: *can’t (23:28:18) Me: damnit

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Airbus A380 Drill

Posted on March 27, 2006 by Chris

Volunteers in Germany yesterday helped test the how the Airbus A380 will cope in emergeny, by simulating an evacuation with half the exists closed. The EASA and FAA were watching events to evaluate how many passengers the plane should legally … Continue reading →

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Time Theif

Posted on March 26, 2006 by Chris

Somebody came and stole an hour of my sleep last night To make up for it I got up an hour later As you can guess its now ‘Summer’ Time here *peers out into the gloom*. I suppose things can … Continue reading →

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Black Images

Posted on March 25, 2006 by Chris

You may have noticed that the images on my site have turned very dark, this is due to an issue with the PHP packages I am using. I shall aim to fix this ASAP, I should really report this as … Continue reading →

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Microsoft iPod Package

Posted on March 23, 2006 by Chris

I discovered the most amazing Google Video; “How Microsoft would design the iPod Package”, and yes Microsoft has admitted to constructing the video. No doubt this was done on Windows software, who needs a bunch of Mac’s to make videos?

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Bugtastic

Posted on March 23, 2006 by Chris

Those who read this or know me, may know that I am a PHP developer writing Minerva. Minerva is based upon phpBB the developers there are gearing up to release their latest (and greatest) offering, which is 5 years in … Continue reading →

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Perpendicular Pocket

Posted on March 23, 2006 by Chris

Another day, another quote. A quote that actually occured in Physics my I add, much to my humiliation. *Rewinds back to Physics lesson and begins brain dump* Jack appeared at our table with Ellie, Katy, Dave (the gate crasher), and … Continue reading →

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Impending Doom …

Posted on March 21, 2006 by Chris

… I got confirmation today of the beasts, 8 in total, I will be facing in the summer of this year, they are varied and sparsely populated with dense clusters of viscous life threatening creatures. I have until the end … Continue reading →

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Quotes

Posted on March 21, 2006 by Chris

Well, I thought I would start placing some funny quotes I collect, primarily from IM and IRC on my blog. So, to start off. [Chris] how does it handle divide by zero? [DavidMJ] .calc 1000000*7/0 * U1 has kicked DavidMJ … Continue reading →

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