Before assumptions are made, this is not me telling the world I am homosexual.
I work at my school doing network cable laying and repairing hardware and other tasks, much fun 
, because of this I know the network manager quite well. Any how it all started a couple of days ago when a flash executable was found in someone’s account, upon executing this file a full screen flash animation with large text reading “I am Gay”, there is also a vivid black/pink flashing background (font is pink/black), and out from connected speakers is a nice siren sound. In the office that lunchtime it was thought that this executable would come in handy, it was copied to an administration shared and had a remote execution script written.
To the present day now, another lunchtime in the room adjoining the network managers office a sixth form student was spotted (over VNC) playing music on a whiteboard machine (has big speakers). Well this was a chance to great not to miss, the network manager adjusted the machine volume to maximum remotely then poised over the enter key to launch the ‘gay’ script. I suggest I left for the VI form block (where I was supposed to be) to capture the reaction. So me and my best mate set off at lightning waddle towards the VI form block.
We arrived, waited outside the room … nothing … there must be a problem … waited more … Warp Warp … w00t it worked . We both burst out laughing so bad and then a chemistry teacher walked towards us and asked what was going on, “No idea” I innocently replied. We then witnissed several other teachers piling into the room as well as other inquisitive students. We knew we may become suspects, as over lunch I (via neoeno) had learned of the daily school wide VNC password and was having some fun witnissed by my HoY. Maximum waddle back to the network managers office … I told the situation in a very short sharp single sentenced blurt and promptly returned to side splitting laughter.
Damn time for maths *sigh*, headed off to the English block (don’t ask) and waited for the class. The girl(s) that had been victimised were standing waiting for another teacher next door, and they had been told we had been seen at the scene before anyone else. damnit … We explained we were innocent and just were well informed. They had been told that it was there fault and maybe had actually broken the computer xD.
That was the best 10 minutes in school ever
Note: This account is not complete padding and other stuff was left out either because I am forgetful or I couldn’t be bothered to write it 
